I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
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when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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