Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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