So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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