i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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