She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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