margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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