Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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