they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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