How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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