Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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