i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
whose parrot is this?
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