Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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