i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you traded sex for a burrito?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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