I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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