how can u be prego again
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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