You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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