Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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