...so i touched it.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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