if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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