My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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