yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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