Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Watching her eat just hurts me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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