A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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