i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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