I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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