no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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