halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
im on a boat
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