i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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