you didnt know i had herpes?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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