I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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