pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Apparently you make a good broom.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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