dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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