That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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