Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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