I saw his package. It spoke to me.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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