So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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