THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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