So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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