Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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