I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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