i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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