I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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