I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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