they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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