I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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