you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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