we have officially lost it.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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