so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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