doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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