Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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